ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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