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people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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