Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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