walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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