Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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