the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I guess I really am the only person in this world who can successfully have a no-strings-attached threesome on the beach.
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
Randomize
