hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Hippo gnu deer
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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