I wanna bring you to show and tell
Is it because I queefed?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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