Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I could fuck to npr.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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