just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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