Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
I think we might need a safe word for this...
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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