I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Call me when you wake up. I wanna start drinking but I'm giving up hope on my life if I drink alone before 10 am
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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