evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
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