i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
