I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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