I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
I will call him whatever I please, including flaccid dick on forehead guy but not limited to watermelon cunt head.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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