Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I'm sorry you had to knock him out on your birthday. But that also means I won the bet that you'd hit someone so you owe me 40. dollars
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