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Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
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