69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
The good news is I woke up fully clothed, on top of my covers, with a half eaten granola bar. So, breakfast was waiting for me and I’m already dressed and ready to go today.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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