That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
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