I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Her facebook status said "just got a sign from god". I texted her and apparently she found a slice of pizza in the shower.
You almost married that.
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
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