i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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