Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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