when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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