Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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