im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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