Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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