break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Randomize
