You really coming over, don't trick.
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
so much tequila, so little girl.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
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