I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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