Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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