Porn is love you can see.
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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