Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
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