Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
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