You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
I can feel my moral fiber fraying.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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