exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
did you just send me my own nude
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
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