You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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