Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Thanks for takin my cousin out last night, sorry I passed out so early
You kidding, the kids a legend. He literally killed a bottle of Jamison, made out with a girl AND her Mom at the bar, stole us slices of pizza and told the cab driver where to go in Spanish. He doesn't even live in the area. Can we keep him?
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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