they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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