i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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