Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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