The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Just so you know there's a random man downstairs knocking on a door with a dozen roses and a 30 pack of beer. Unattractive or not, I'm inviting him in.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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