im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
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