He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I am one with the molecules
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
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