Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
Randomize