i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
I traded the garbage men the rest of my handle for a ride home. Best. Walk. Of. Shame. Ever.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
