Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
Dude in the stall next to me shitting and sobbing. Dude another stall over, "Come on bro, you gotta loosen up." This is why I don't shit in public.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
i woke up to drewlling on a plate of eggrolls half naked halfway between my bed and the floor, and i have no idea where my pants went
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