google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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