butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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