But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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