closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
So squirting runs in the family.
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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