Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
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