So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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