i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
Randomize
