Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You know you were way drunk when you wake up at 7 AM halfway on a couch, tangled in a sheet with your shoes still on.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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